DAMN YOU EARL'S...

I WOKE UP STILL FEELING A LITTLE DRUNK. WHOA. I HAVEN'T BEEN LIKE THAT IN A LONG TIME. BUT, I'LL HAVE YOU ALL KNOW THAT I STILL DRUG MY HAPPY-ASS (YES, HAPPY-ASS) TO SCHOOL. IT'S AMAZING WHAT A LITTLE LOUD MUSIC WILL DO TO MAKE YOU WAKE UP SOMETIMES. I WASN'T REALLY DRUNK AS JUST NOT FEELING TOO HOT. HUNG OVER? NO. I DON'T GET HUNG OVER. HOWEVER A NIGHT OF EUKING WILL MAKE ANYONE FEEL NOT-SO-GREAT THE NEXT DAY. TO ALL OF YOU WHO COULDN'T COME FOR VARIOUS REASONS...I'LL GET OVER IT...EVENTUALLY!
SO, HERE I AM, HOME FINALLY, AFTER 8 1/2 HOURS OF SCHOOL. NO SCHOOL FOR ME TOMORROW THOUGH SO THAT'S GOOD NEWS. SHIT, I NEVER KNOW WHAT TO SAY IN THESE JOURNALS. WELL, A RUNDOWN OF MY BIRTHDAY NIGHT MIGHT BE GOOD. RYAN, BUG AND I, EVENTUALLY, WENT OUT AND ATE AT RED ROBIN (STILL ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITE PLACES TO GO, I LIKE THE FRIES...WHAT CAN I SAY?) AND THANKS NEEDS TO GO OUT BO-BANNA FOR KEEPING RYAN AND I COMPANY BEFORE WE LEFT. AFTER EATING AND HAVING A RATHER LARGE STEIN OF FAT TIRE, WE, THE AFOREMENTIONED TRIO, HEADED BACK TO THE "HOWMOW", WHERE WE PARKED, RE-GROUPED, AND HEADED ON DOWN TO THE AVE. EARL'S + $4 LONG ISLAND MONDAY + BOBAY SAPPHIRE GIN= A REALLY DRUNK WEATHERBOY. IT WASN'T FUN AT THE END OF THE NIGHT, BUT THE TRIP THERE WAS REALLY FUN. BUG INTRODUCED US TO A FEW NEW PEOPLE AND WE RAN INTO SOME REALLY NICE DRUNKS THERE THAT WERE FUNNY IN THE WAY THAT ONLY DRUNKS CAN BE, AND ONLY DRUNK PEOPLE CAN APPRECIATE.
OH, YEAH. WHEN RYAN WAS DRIVING MY WASTED ASS HOME, I HAD HIM PULL OVER SOMEWHERE ON THE FIVE HEADING NORTH SO I COULD LOSE IT...NO BIG DEAL WE'VE ALL BEEN IN A SITUATION LIKE THAT BEFORE...BUT A COP PULLED UP BEHIND US AND CAME TO SEE WHAT WAS GOING ON AND HE WALKED OVER TO MY SIDE AND SAW WHAT I HAD BEEN DOING. COP:"HOW ARE YOU GUYS DOING TONIGHT?", JOSH(IN PERFECT, NON-DRUNK SOUNDING ENGLISH I MIGHT ADD): "NOT TOO WELL OFFICER." I DON'T KNOW, RYAN AND I THOUGHT THAT WAS FUNNY THAT I SAID THAT. ANYWAYS, HE MADE SURE RYAN HADN'T BEEN DRINKING AND HE LEFT. HE NEVER EVEN TURNED ON HIS LIGHTS SO THERE WAS NO NEED FOR PANIC OR ANYTHING. ONLY ME THOUGH, RIGHT? WELL, MAYBE BUG FROM TIME TO TIME!
SO, THAT WAS MY NIGHT, AND I THINK THAT'S IT FOR NOW. I'LL BE BACK, I'M STARTING REALLY GET INTO THIS. IT'S ALMOST LIKE PERFORMANCE WRITING. I TRY TO AMUSE YOU ENOUGH TO WANT TO COME BACK AND SEE ME AGAIN. HERE'S TO HOPING THAT I ENTERTAIN SOMEONE OUT THERE...
OK, I'M OFF. I JUST WANT TO SAY: I MISS JEN, FEEL BETTER SHWEE, I HOPE YOU HAD A NICE REST BO-BANNA, AND TO EVERYONE ELSE...
YYyyEEAeeAHH!
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