another long ass survey...

but, what else is there to do...right?

b a s i c s
1. name: Joshua Donald Weatherman
2. single or taken: taken
3. sex: avec penis
4. bday: May 10th, 1980
5. sign: Taurus
6. siblings: Older sister (Jenni), Older brother (Kitt)
7. hair color: blonde (duh...)
8. eye color: blue (seeing a superior trend here...?)
9. height: 5'6"
r e l a t i o n s h i p s
1. who are your best girl friends?: Jen (but, that's easy) Jewels, Makenzie, Ashley, Kristin.
2. do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Yes.
3. did you send this to your crush?: no, she'll read it though (HI BABY!!!).
f a s h i o n s t u f f
1. where is your favorite place to shop: pacific place, there's a lot of good stores there, Saks’ 5th Ave.
2. any tattoos or piercings: wouldn't you like to know...:-)
s p e c i f i c s
1. do you do drugs?: only the ones that don't require needles.
2. what kind of shampoo do you use?: it varies. the last one i used was by redken
3. what are you most scared of?: i dislike needles, i'm sorry but I have good reason! when i was young they used to take blood samples from me a lot, and they used to have to strap me down with a straight-jacket! my viens were really hard to find and i hated it!!!
4. What are you listening to right now?: 107.7 the end-Smells like Teen Spirit is on
5. who is the last person that called you?: Jen
6. where do you want to get married?: Canada (i'll keep the details to myself, no one gets to steal!)
7. how many buddies are online right now?: don't know, i'm not signed on right now.
8. what would you change about yourself?: i wish i were a little bit taller. other than that...not a whole lot i can't do by myself.
f a v o r i t e s
1. color: blue/green/and white
2. food: potato gnocci (at the moment)
4. girls names: Katherine, Hanna, i forgot some of the others...
5. subjects in school: english, french, choir, drama.
6. animals: dogs, horses
7. sports: football and golf
h a v e y o u e v e r
1. given anyone a bath?: just my dogs
2. smoked?: nope.
3. bungee jumped?: no, but bring it on!
4. made yourself throw up?: no i just starved myself to drop weight for wrestling.
5. skinny dipped?: not completely, i don't think...
6: ever been in love?: yes
7. made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: not since i was a little kid
8. pictured your crush naked?: well, yeah.
9. actually seen your crush naked?: not telling
10. cried when someone died?: yes
11. lied: everything i say is a lie...except that...and that, and that, and that, and that, and that............and that.
12. fallen for your best friend?: yeah, she kicks ass...
13. been rejected?: yep, and it does suck
14. rejected someone?: yes, and it wasn't cool.
15. used someone?: probably, for good and bad reasons...
16. done something you regret?: if you have no regrets you really have not lived yet. you can't be perfect all the time.
c u r r e n t
clothes: western hoddie, jeans, rugby t-shirt
make-up: just some pore minimizer
annoyance: bitching and idiots...the world is full of them...
smell: my deorderant, AXE (awe, yeah) phoenix. when i wear cologne it's channel platinum
favorite groups: modest mouse, nirvana, yeah, yeah yeahs, social d, the stills, keane, postal service, et cetera, ad nausium...
favorite singers: glen danzig, kurt cobain, the guy from keane, bobbie deal, corin tucker (even though she's kinda stuck up), the guy from Live, there are probably others...
desktop picture: a view of the space needle that jen found online
book you’re reading: our band could be your life: scenes from the american indie underground 1981-1991.
cd in player: which player? one has modest mouse, "good news for people who love bad news." another has fountains of wayne, "welcome interstate managers"
dvd in player: i forget, either dead like me, napoleon dynamite, or singles.
l a s t p e r s o n
you touched: my dog, f-you he's a person
you hugged: austin tucker
you imed: Jen
you yelled at: my class
you kissed: Jen
you dated: Jen
you got in a fight with: Jen
you flirted with: Jen
a r e y o u
understanding: nah, i just blink and nod
open-minded: i'm totally open minded, unless people think differently than i do.
arrogant: i try.
insecure: of course not. why should i be insecure? everyone loves me. i have a million friends. i never get a moment to myself! i wish people would leave me alone sometimes, they just won't stop bugging me! i have a life you know!
interesting: no, i could put you to sleep in like sixty seconds
random: no, i actually like veal.
hungry: only for innocent blood
smart: no, i cheated all the way through college and gradschool
moody: what the fuck do you care if i'm moody?
hard working: only when the boss is around
organized: not really. if i find something that needs to be found...good, if i don't it was never meant to be found.
healthy: a diet of starches, candy, and beer...my body is a temple.
shy: no, that's what the beer helps cure.
difficult: as often as possible.
attractive: all the bitches want my ass (especially when i call them bitches!)
bored easily: what? sorry, i was watching tv.
responsible: totally, my parents even let me feed the dog now!
obsessed: only with pokemon
angry: only when pinko commies try to take my guns away
sad?: yeah, i don't know if i'll ever get over the loss of "undeclared"
happy: everyone's happy when there's nitrous-oxide around!!!
hyper: only when i'm "happy"
trusting: no i'm pretty suspicious of people
talkative: i can talk all night if i get goin'
legal: oh, i'm legal...but you can't afford me...
w h o d o y o u w a n n a
kill: i honestly don't want anyone dead. it's kind of harsh to say you want to kill someone cause of their views isn't it? hmm...i WOULD like to kick BIG DUMB in the nuts though!
get really wasted with: i've pretty much got wasted with all the people i need to get wasted with...getting drunk with a celeb would probably just be a bad thing.
get high with: dave chappelle, my brother, my sister in law, wes, jen...i don't know, i've never done it.
talk to offline: jen, and all of my friends
talk to online: usually just jen, sometimes austin
sex it up with: not telling...(but it should be obvious!)
r a n d o m
in the morning i am: up really fast and in the house to shower. after the shower i watch Q13 morning news for about ten minutes then it's off to teach!
all you need is: carbon. (it's hard to do this one without being cliche')
love is: something that is never forced, that is unconditional, and something that you wish everyone could know. it's the butterflies you get when she walks into the room. and it's the smile that you will never ever grow tired of seeing...
dream about: teaching and grading papers...my dreams are not that cool
sexual preference: italian female
w h i c h i s b e t t e r
coke or pepsi: pepsi. choose your side and stick with it.
flowers or candy: depends on the situation, sometimes chocolate is a must. but, flowers are hardly ever a bad idea.
tall or short: in the case of the opposite sex, for me, it's always better to be shorter than i am.
o p p o s i t e s e x
what do you notice first: hair, ass, eyes, brests. (jen's ass caught my attention first...and her legs...she was wearing the little catholic school outfit)
last person you slow danced with: i havn't really slow danced in a long time...maybe austin at that last dance i went to...? not sure.
worst question to ask: how big is average?
makes you laugh the most: this is no lie...Jen...she is so randomly funny.
makes you smile: these questions aren't meant for people who are with someone...Jen
gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: JEN
d o y o u e v e r
sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to im you?: yes, i have no life. i just sit here and wait for someone to im me.
save conversations: no, how do you do that?
wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: oh, hell yeah.
wish you were younger: from time to time, just a few years...i'm coming up on the quarter century mark...i just want a few more years before that occurs.
cried because someone said something to you?: most people have, i'm no exception
N u m b e r of times
i have had my heart broken: never, i've deserved it though
of hearts i have broken: one (and i regret it every day)
of guys ive kissed: shit, i lost count
of girls ive kissed: maybe ten? i don't know...it's been years
of cds i own: not nearly enough
of scars on my body: dozens of cut scars on my arms and hands, one on my forehead, a couple on my shins, and the one that the aliens left me...
of things that i regret: too many to count and why bring up painful memories and things when we're supposed to be enjoying a fun little survey?
y o u r t h o u g h t s
I know: a lot of usless shit, that somehow comes in handy when i'm at parties.
I want: a wife, kids, good job, good life, to be in a band, and to win a billion dollars and buy my own private island where i can invite all of my friends and we can become a new nation were all we do is live the good life and be waited on by servants.
I have: the perfect girl, dreams, and a chance.
I wish: for a thousand more wishes
I hate: people sometimes
I fear: elmo
I hear: that ivory soap floats
I wonder: what the next year will bring
I love: i talk about what i love in my journal a lot. i love her. i love my friends. i love life.
F i n a l q u e s t i o n s
1. do you like fillings these out?: from time to time, but this one is too damn long!
2. how many people are you sending this to?: none, but it will be posted
3. who will send it back?: nobody, they might post their own though
4. least likely to send it back?: next...
5. gold or silver: platinum
6. what was the last film you saw at the movies?: white noise
7. favorite cartoon/anime?: Family Guy
8. what did you have for breakfast this morning?: approx. 102 grams of phenyl-free dietary powder
(there is no 9 i guess)
10. who would you love being locked in a room with?: that motherfucker who used to pick on me when i was in jr. high, cause only one of us would walk out...and it wouldn't be him
11. could you live without your computer?: yes, unlike the rest of the world, i'm not connected to the internet 24/7. i actually read books and newspapers.
12. would you color your hair?: i did only once, and i totally regret it! never will again.
13. could you ever get off the computer?: depends on how long this survey is!!!
14. hablas espanol?: un poco.
15. how many people are on your buddy list?: i think like, three...maybe
16. drink alcohol?: nope, it's against my religion.
17. like watching sunrises or sunsets?: both, it depends on the mood. i love being able to watch the sun go down, and still be up when it comes back up...
18. what hurts the most?: getting kicked in the balls
19. best words ever?: i'm really bad at this kind of question...don't ask for the best quote from me...i'll take like five years to decide on one
20. if you have a crush, do you think she likes you too?: yeah, she's coming over to see me this week
21. what is your all-time favorite song, as of right now?: mayonaise, or float on.
22. are you happy this is over now: yes, it's just too damn long.

Okay, that really took a long ass time! but, there you go. a little bit more of me.

hope everyone is doing okay! jen is coming to see me this week!!!

WOO!!!

-rock steady