Let me know when you can lick your own back...

holy dicknuts!

alright, i'm sorry that it's been so long since i posted. i'm a bad person of sorts. i've been doing a lot, but i can sum it up pretty quickly...

i went to NY to see jen. it was awesome. it went too fast. i miss her. a lot of us miss her, she misses us, but she's doing really well. i can't wait to see her again as she might be coming in october! i really miss my baby girl...

anyways, so here i am. i got back yesterday. thanks to my dumb-ass not setting my phone clock to east coast time, i set my alarm wrong and i slept right through my flight home yesterday. i flipped out, i NEVER miss flights. jen calmed me down, took me to syracuse and i got on standby and left right away. i had to wait for a long time in chicago (more on that in a second) and then i finally got on a flight that got me into seatac around 6:50. so, overall the day didn't go that badly i guess...other than the leaving jen...

OK, now, i really don't like the midwest. people say that the pacific northwest is depressing...yeah i just don't see that. ok, maybe the weather gets a little gray and it can stay that way for a while, but that's a fucking JOKE compared to how depressing i find the midwest. notice how i said I feel, you all might have different opinions about the midwest, but i just have to say that I find it absolutely miserable. I went into a bar in the airport, ok no big deal, it's just a bar right? three beers on tap, 1.) budweiser, 2.) bud lite, and the one i settled for...3.) Samuel Adams (never a good choice). OK, colorado is NOT that far away from chicago...and chicago is supposed to be some kind of MAJOR hub of the united states. Colorado is the closest state with decent beer; they couldn't just have beer sent from there? we have beer from Milwaukee here in the pac northwest!! CRAPPY BEER!! why can't they have beer from like ONE state over!??!?!?! what the fuck is their problem!? Another thing about chicago, here's the way i view that city...it's the beacon of hope for the midwest. everyone who's stuck in the hell hole that is the midwest looks to chicago as a beacon oh hope that they might be able to leave someday. the only thing is that this MAJOR city just sucks people in. it's a good city for the midwest because all the semi-smart people who want to leave go there, they just fucking STAY! Let's just list the bad things that are in the midwest. snakes, never good. no good beer, just beer that sucks and makes you fat and gross and ultra-right wing. ok...TORNADOS and FLOODS that kill a lot of people all the time...yeah I'd love to live there...sounds great. yeah, there's a bunch of bigots and racists and homophobes and right wing assholes who keep voting bad people into office for bad reasons. two words one person, one show that sums up middle america...Jerry (say it with me now) Springer! i know i sound like a bad person and i know it's mostly because of the poverty level of the midwest, but education is NOT that great in the midwest and if you started on both sides of the US, you'd find that as you moved inwards at the same time on both sides the education level of the population would decrease. the middle and the south are just not cool, i know i'm a lucky person for growing up in such a great place and i've gone to college and i'm a very lucky little bitch for that. but, that doesn't stop the fact that the highest concentration of undereducated people reside in the midwest and south.

ok, i'm done with that. i'm sorry. i don't usually go off like that, but i could NEVER imagine living in the midwest. i'd go insane. i need to be near a coast at all times. anyways...moving on.

i'm home. i have a TON of shit due this week, but i'm taking tonight off to drink GOOD beer and get in touch with everyone, POST, and listen to music. goodtimes. So, HEW, Schwee, bobanna(if you're still there), Scout I'm sorry that i've been so bad, but i'm home now and i'll be here for a while! i MIGHT even be up in seattle next week to help out the brother and sister in-law paint a house. we COULD plan something, if Schwee isn't too busy with uw shit! i'm kinda wanting to hit the sloop again and do some more singing!! what do ya say?

k, i'm gonna cut my ass off for the night. i probably pissed a lot of people off with my own little rant. i very seldom rant like that, but i just had the urge...sorry again.

OH, if none of you have seen Napoleon Dynamite, GO FUCKING SEE IT. it's fucking brilliant! we'll all go see it this weekend if you all want I LOVE this movie!

Right, till next time...

"I CAUGHT YOU A DELICOUS BASS."

-rock steady